Lt Colonel Fighting Jack Churchill, aka Mad Jack
- fought throughout WW2 with a longbow and a broadsword
- was also known to bring bagpipes
- he volunteered for the Commandos, not because he knew what they did but “because it sounds dangerous”
- he crawled out of a concentration camp
- about the end of WW2, he commented “If it wasn’t for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years.”
- atta boy
ANGRY AS FUCK
JACK MOTHERFUCKING CHURCHILL.
I MIGHT DIE, EH?
WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN?
LIVED TIL HE WAS 89
YOU FUCKING LAD.
Harden the fuck up. Channel your inner Jack Churchill